Reality Nightmare

There are times I would wake up another dimension
With odd different things circling my every direction
When it'd go too far I'd pinch myself to get my attention
But I couldn't wake up, I was stuck in this mansion
There were unicorns and bicycles and clown fish around me
Then dinosaurs and centipedes and powerful genies
It went orange then red then from yellow to blue
Ask my occipital brain because it told it was true!
I was flying then falling then walking and more
I was screaming and laughing and crying, ''no more!''
What was this sensation was it reality or a dream?
Felt like some king of made up story I read in Candy magazine
There were circles and triangles and lines going zigzag
Some kind of beginning of an end that was one thought I had
I would shiver I would sweat I would freeze then just plain melt
I'd be strong I'd be weak I'd me happy the I'd regret
I'd be a loser to a winner or than from the best to the worst
I didn't wish this from that genie instead he must have put a curse!
I could back flip and front flip and make like number eight
I could have all those six senses and that was kind of great
But suddenly I felt handcuffs on both of my hands
They said I broke the rules and added more 'ands'
Then I realized they were pirates because they made me walk the plank
I had no choise so deep down I sank
Thinking it was the end I took one last breath
Thought I'd breath in water but it wasn't yet my death!
So slowly my eyes opened then I found out that it had rained
My underwear was soaked but is it me to blame?