He iS SMOKe

He usually stays outside the door
With cigarettes galore
He hides them in his pocket
And just buys more and more
He runs out of money
So he always gets mad at us
We all have no choice
So we keep quiet with no fuss
He keeps on wearing shorts
Everyday, every night
He still doesn't know
It's such a hideous sight...

THaT oNE tEAcheR...

A very quiet teacher
And as patient as can be
Who's really homicidal
And a psycho you can't see
Her eyes look very honest
And almost like the best
But when you'll see her angry
They'll swell unlike the rest
Her clothes are very pretty
They're very nicely worn
But her other clothes are stinky,
All tacky really torn
She likes to steal from students
Who always talk a lot
So be careful what you say
Because you might get shot.